PASTORS,WITCHES AND WIZARDS NEARLY DECEIVE US TO VOTE FOR GOODLUCK JONATHAN-JULIUS AGWU

Naija comedian,Julius Agwu,don yarn say him know how many Nigeria pastors forma presido Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan dash money make dem pray foram so dat he go win Buhari during di April general elections.
He say but baba God nor ansa dia prayers.
He also yarn say why e be say,na only witches and wizards na dem rili want make Jonathan win?
Julius di genius Agwu,yarn all dis one for one join bodi siddon wey dem call,'Red Summit Gala' and e appun for Harbor point, off Ahmedu Bello way,Victoria Island for inside Lagos.
Di bobo wey sorvive brain surgery some months ago,say di so call asosiation of witches and wizards yarn labalaba full ground say Goodluck na dia man and he go win again but God pass dem.
He kon use joke beg say,make Buhari no joke wit di God wey putam for Aso Rock.
Infact,he say we need to troway dat first part of our national anthem wey be 'Arise  O Compatriot',bicos di compatriot neva stil rise since naija get indipendense.
He say e beta make we kuku choose di second national anthem wey be,'O God of creation,direct our noble cause'.
Julius say make we put God for front like Amerika wey biliv say na 'In God Dem trust' bicos e dey work wella for dem.