DEM DON CATCH KOGI OKADA RIDER WEN HE DEY DO KEREWA WIT MADMAN FOR BUSH

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Chai! Notin we no go see!
Congy is a bastard!
Dem catch dis okada man wit a veri fine boboyish haircut for one bush wey near di kogi state universiti wen he dey do kerewa wit one mad woman.
Even Anyigba police station for di area confam say dis tori na true.
Nobodi know wetin dis okada rider won try to gain. Weda na rituals make am sleep wit di madman or im John Thomas naim just dey scratch am, we no know.
Tufiakwa!