Thursday, 26 November 2015

LONG THROAT DON MAKE DEM CATCH THIEF AFTA HE CHILLAX DEY SHACK MALTA GUINESS WEN HIM ROB FINISH

As dem talk am,evriday for di tiff one day for di owner.
Long throat for malta guiness don make dem catch one tiff for Ebute Metta.
If God say yor own don be you nor fit eskape pam as one 28 years old bobo,Olamilekan Olaoluwa,brake enta somebodi two-bedroom flat for Brickfield Road around 2pm wen di owna nor dey.
He carry plasma TV,pack clothes,wristwatchs and phones.
Afta he gada dis tins,he kon chillax tinking say naim him papa parlour him dey.
He enta kishin go look for food.
As e open fridge,he kon take one malta guiness dey drink.
As he dey shackam,luck kon run againstam as di owna of di house waka enta,kon jamam dey drink her malta guiness.
She kon shout Ole! Ole o! Ole o!
As pipo pack come,dem panel beatam welwell bifor police come arrestam go Iponri police stashon.
Later,as dem carry di bobo go court,him agree say him dey veri veri guilty and dis one kon make di magistrate, Mrs Fowowe-Erusiafe,postpone di case go Novemba 30 foram to know him ponishment.

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