FORMA OYO STATE GOVNOR,ALAO AKALA,DON TELL ONE JONALIST SAY HE DEY VERY STUPID TO ASKAM WEDA HIM DEY BLEACH

Alao Akala

Fela wia u dey?
Heaven or ......?
Dat yor bleaching song,'yellow fever',don dey make brain again o.
Na small tin remain,one jonalist for chop beta hot slap from Alao Akala just bicos he ask simple queshon.

Di tori man ask di forma Oyo state gofnor say, "chairmo,u dey bleach"?
O boy,if u see di para wey Alao para for di jonalist ehn,fear go katch u.
"U dey mad!wich kain stupid queshon u dey ask me?
I be like who dey blich for yor eye?
U buy bliching krim for me?
My wife and my shidren come complain for u?
If u won write dis tori,make sure u write say,I talk am say u dey veri stupid to ask me dat kain nonsense queshon!"
Choi!dis na high grade para o.
Di forma gofnor even vex raise een singlet up make di jonalist see een belle and bodi.
"Dis na bliching?
U don see di krim wey I dey use dey blich?
Stupid boy!u know me wen I black bifor?"
Para get class o and dis one na highest.
Oga govnor,abeg take am easy o,na wen tori pipo don ask queshon finish bifor dia eye go kon clear say queshons get boundary.
Any jonalist wey bin go Saddam Hussein office wen he dey alive, kon go smart askam say,"Presido,how many pipo u don send yor boys to kill for u since u dey office?"
Chineke!
Na koret Egusi soup dem go use u take prepia for vultures to wack wit beta cold beer for dem to push yor meat down.
Look di forma gofnor pikchor yorsef sha weda di man dey blich true true.