NNPC DIRECTOR MAIKANTI BARU DON TALK SAY,NA WICKED AGENTS AND MARKETERS BE Di CAUSE OF Di FUEL PROBLEM BICOS DEM DEY BUY FUEL CHEAP AND SELLAM COST

Group managing direktor of NNPC Maikanti Baru don tell Nigerians say,na marketas be Di problem of did fuel skasiti as dem don plan wit devil to make Nigerians suffer for nothing.
Akordin to Baru he say dem dey sell fuel for N133.38 kobo to marketas and dem sopose to dey selam for N145 but instead dem dey sell for N250 or more.
He say him no undastand why human bins go dey do human bin like am dis kain wickedness make dem for no enjoy di Christmas and New year selibration.

CHURCHES AND MOSQUES GO SOON START TO PAY TAX FOR LAGOS AS Di STATE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY DON DEY ARRANGE Di LAW WEY GO MAKE AM POSSIBLE

If di plan wey Lagos state house of assembly dey arrange work,naim be say churches and mosques go soon start to pay tax for di state.
Dem won try amend di Land Use Charge Law of 2001 wey go make churches and mosques start to submit and remit enta di Lagos state bank akaunt.
Akordin to di speaker of di House of Assembly Mudashiru Obasa,he say dem want make di state bigin make more money to take arrange tings for di state.

VERY BAD AS WICKED MAN DON SHOOT AND KILL RIHANNA BRODA ON BOXING DAY JUST ONE DAY AFTA RIHANNA SPEND CHRISTMAS WITAM

Big name miuzishan Rihanna..and her fans dey veri sad right now afta one guy wey no know imsef shoot her cousin broda die on disemba 26 for di street of Barbados wey be her kontri.
Min why,dis na di same boy wey Rihanna spend Christmas day wit bifor dem kilam on boxing day.
Di cousin name na Tavon Kaiseen Alleyne and nobodi don know di sin wey di bobo komit wey make dem shootam.
Min why,police don bigin do investigatement.

PRESIDENT BUHARI PIKIN DON GET ACCIDENT AS HE DEY RIDE MOTORBIKE WITH HIM FRIEND FOR ABUJA AND HE GET SERIOUS INJURY FOR HIM HEAD

Yusuf Buhari di only son of President Muhammadu Buhari don get accident wen he and him friend dey ride big okada for abuja.

YES,AFTA Di FINAL ELECTIONS YESTADAY,GEORGE WEAH Di FORMA WORLD FOOTBALLER OF Di YEAR,DON WIN ELECTION TO BIKOM LIBERIA PRESIDENT

George Opong Weah don win Di present vice president Joseph Boakai to bikom Di new President of Liberia.
For di election wey dem do yestaday,George Weah win Joseph win plenti votes.
If you dey follow up,Weah naim be di only Africa player wey win FIFA 1995 world best player of di year.

CHRISTMAS LOVE AS 'PRINCESS MAYA' GRADUATE OF NASARAWA STATE UNiVASiTi,DON DEY FEED 5,000 PIPO BIFOR DECEMBER 31..SHE DON FEED 4,500 PIPO ALREADY

Na beta manya naim Princess Maya don dey give Naija across all Naija states as she don dey arrange wack give 5,000 pipo.
Akordin to di tori wey we gada,she don feed 4,500 pipo alreadi for di iFeed5000people waka wey she dey arrange bifor Disemba 31 just to take put smile for pipo face.
Koret babe,beta pikin.
God bless you plenti.

NO MORE WAR,NO MORE FIGHT AS WIZKID AND DAVIDO ENTA STAGE SING TOGEDA DURING Di WIZKID GROOVE FOR EKO HOTEL LAGOS LAST NIGHT

Afta dia fans don curse demsef tire on top Facebook, Instagram and twita,WIZKID and Davido don finalli settle dia fight.
Some of dia fans even throw blow and fight demsef but yestaday,dis two supastars shock all of us as dem sing togeda for stage for Eko Hotel Lagos for Wizkid show last Nite.
Afta una make many pipo fight for una mata,now una don settle,DAT na wetin some fans dey talk.
Some even say dem no go gree make dem settle bicos do kworel dey swit dem.
Oya watch di video for bottom hia...

TORi WEY DEY REACH US NOW BE SAY,ONE DRIVER WEY DEY HIGH SPEED,DON JAM AND KILL MASQUERADE (OJUJU) FOR UYO,AKWA IBOM STATE

One ojuju calabar don miss krismas rice after driver for nwaniba road,uyo akwaibom state jamam die on top say he dey drive high speed.

NO BE SMALL THING AS FUEL WAHALA DON MAKE PLATEAU STATE GOVNOR SIMON LALONG PARK CAR FOR CORNER GO BUY FUEL FOR BLACK MARKET

Nigeria mata just dey foolish dey go evri sekond, evri minit and everyday by day.
We call our sef oil kontri,yet fuel scarce pass tomatoes.
Imagine our leaders wey evritin dey wit,yet dem dey konfiuz on how to move dis kontri forward.
Plateau state gofnor Simon Lalong pack him car for kona kon dey buy black market fuel to fill him car and camera boys make sure dem snap him car foto.
Meanwhy,our sekond name na 'Oil' and we be nomba oil produsing kontri for Africa,yet we dey suffer for fuel like mad.

OSUN STATE WORKERS DON READY TO GO ON STRIKE FROM DECEMBER 27 OVER HALF SALARY WEY Di STATE GOVMENT DEY PAY DEM

Workers for Osun don't dey para beta para wit di Osun state gofment ova salary mata.
Dem say do govment resiv about N6.3 billion Paris club refund yet dem dey pay dem half salary.
Di workas don't already choose December 27 as Di day wey dem go start Di strike.

DAVIDO FORMA MANAGER 'KAMAL AJIBOYE' DON TALK SAY NAiM SACK HIMSELF NO BE DAVIDO SACKAM AS MANAGER

Kamal Ajiboye wey be Davido forma manager,don yarn tori pipo say,di news of say na Davido sackam as him manager na lie.
He say naim him sack imsef afta he find out say di Big tings wey him want for Davido different from wetin Davido want for imsef.
He say make pipo no dey talk say na sack dem sackam.

REEKADO BANKS DON YARN SAY,2017 NA GOOD YEAR FORAM BICOS AT 24 YEARS,HIM DON GET LEXUS,BENZ,BUILD HOUSE FOR HIM MAMA AND HE DEY BUILD SCHOOL RIGHT NOW

Mavin records bobo,Reekado Banks don yarn tori pipo say,at 24 years him dey proud of wetin him don achieve.
He say him get two cars Lexus and Benz,he don build house for him  mama and right now,him dey build school.
If nobody praise you,Abeg praise yasef bros,you try.

YEMI OSINBAJO Di VICE PRESIDO DON YARN SAY,Di N1.5 MILLION AND Di N1.75 MILLION WEY HIM AND PRESIDENT BUHARI DEY COLLECT EVERY MONTH NA CHICKEN CHANGE

Many workers money if dem join evritin from January to December nor rish 300k not to talk of 500,000 as year end salary.
Wetin make I dey yarn dis one be say,Vice presido Yemi Osinbajo don yarn say,di N1.5million wey him dey resiv and di N1.75 million naira wey Buhari dey resiv for one month na chicken change.
He yarn dis one wen he dey yarn for di joinbodi sidon wit di state house tori pipo for di presidential villa for Abuja.
Mr Man,1.5 milla for a month no be small money.

DAVIDO DON FINALLY BEG OGA DELE MOMODU SAY MAKE HE NO VEX AFTA HE YABAM TIRE DURING Di QUARREL BITWIN HIM AND SOPHIA MOMODU,Di BABE WEY BORN FORAM

Davido don use him church mind settle wit him baby mama uncle Dele Momodu afta dia quarel for almost two years.
Dele Momodu and Davido bin kwanta afta Davido bin won carry dia daughta travel out without di pikin mama knowledge.
Since dat time Na so so quarel.
Even sef Davido call Uncle Dele him boy for Humble Smith miuzik,Osinachi.
E dey nice say dem settle bifor di new year.

BOB MARLEY AND WIZKID BIG BUT I GO DEY BIGGER THAN DEM ONE DAY WIT MY MUSIC - 'SUGARBOY' OF G-WORLDWIDE NAiM TALK DIS ONE

If you ask me,I go prefa make pipo do dia work and pray to God to bless dem instead of to dey talk wetin go make pipo dey weak for ya mata.
G worldwide records miuzishan Sugarboy,don boast full ground say,one day him go large for name and dey bigga than both Wizkid and Bob Marley.
He yarn tori pipo dis one yestaday and he dey sirios about am.
No be bad dream sha but e for beta make u just dey do ya work dey go and kontiniu to pray make God bless ya hustle as naim get pawa to arrange all mata.

POLICE DON FINALLY ARREST BURNA BOY AND DEM GO CARRY AM GO COURT ON MONDAY AFTA DEM SAY NAiM SEND ARM ROBBERS GO ATTACK MR 2KAY FOR EKO HOTEL

Burna Boy don finalli dey ansa police queshons afta dem arrestam base on di attack wey arm robbers attack Mr 2Kay.
Some weeks ago,afta 2Kay pafom for finish for 2face show,robbers follow am enta him hotel room and dem niali beat am die.
Akordin to di Nigeria police,dem say pipo wey dem katch confess say na Burna Boy send dem to show Mr 2Kay pepper.
Since dat time,police don dey look for Burna Boy but now he don finalli show face for station.
And tori wey dey rish our tori room be say,dem go carry go court on Monday.
How dis mata go end last last,we go let una know.

BIG BROTHER NAIJA STAR BISOLA,DON TALK SAY,SHE PREFER TO FOLLOW MAN WEY GET PLENTi MONEY THAN TO LOVE AND FOLLOW MAN WEY BE KEREWA CHAMPION

Bisola,shebi you rememba her for 2017 Big Broda Naija?
She don yarn tori pipo say,she prefa to jump like tolotolo follow man wey get bastard money dan to love man wey be champion for bed and man wey fit use kerewa skata her waste for ground.
You don hiaram o.
If u dey love Bisola bifor bicos say u get sharp kerewa skills,she don talk say dat kain love no go work but if u holit like Dangote,she fit die for your mata.

MISS KEDIKE,CHIDINMA,DON YARN TORi PIPO SAY,SHE DEY BLIND FOR SOME MONTHS WEN HER MAMA FIRST BORN HER

Chidinma di miss kedike singa,don tell tori pipo say,she dey always get di mind to help shidren wey get eye ploblem bicos she pass thru di same ploblem.
Akordin to Chidinma,she say dem born am blind and e take some months bifor she start to see.
Di 2010 Mtn project fame winna yarn all dis ones for di joinbodi intaviu wey she and Guardian Life sidon do.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,CBN DON WARN PIPO SAY,ANYBODY WEY ABUSE OUR NAIRA ANYHOW FROM NOW ON GO ENTA JAIL SIX MONTHS AND PAY N50,000 AS FINE

Make e no be like say I no do my work,Di Central Bank of Nigeria CBN,don dey warn pipo say, 6 months jail and N50,000 fine dey wait anybodi wey abuse di Nigeria naira from now on.
One of di tori pesin of di Currency Operation Department Mr Shuaibu Samuel naim yarn dis one for Calabar,Rivers state for di CBN fair wey dem arrange to take coach pipo make dem stop to trit naira anyhow and handle ram wit care.

ONE MAN KINGSLEY ORIAKU FOR LAGOS,DON SELL HIM PIKIN AND HIM NEIGHBOUR PIKIN TO TAKE GADA MONEY FOR BURIAL OF HIM IN-LAW

Anoda one do appun again o.
Di kain stori wey man dey wake up see for dis kontri,na only God go take kontrol.
For Meiran area for Lagos,Mr Kingsley Oriaku yarn say he sell one of hin shidren Chimamanda.
No be only dat one o,he also konfess say him sell him neighbor pikin just to fit do di burial of him father in law,dat is him wife papa.
He sell him daughta for 190k to orphanage home for Arabia and also sell him neighbour pikin for 120k.
Di spesha anti robbery squad,Ikeja command Lagos na dem parade am for dia station.

IMO STATE GOVNOR OKOROCHA DON YAB FEDERA GOVMENT SAY,DEM NO TRY AT ALL AS POVERTY DEY USE NIGERIA PIPO EYE DEY SEE PEPPER

Rochas Okorocha don use yabis to finish Buhari gofment as he say ova 89% of pipo for dis kontri dey suffer.
He yarn dis one thru him Chief press seketri Mr Sam Onwemeodo wen di Nigeria Air Force carry waka visit dem for Govment House for Owerri,Imo state.
I nor undastand dis pipo.
Dis na di same Rochas wey don use Imo state money build statue finish?
He build statue of Liberia president,Ghana and South Africa presidents and many oda statues and di same Rochas dey form holy holy.
Wetin man no go see.

MANY PIPO DON START TO YAB CRISTIANO RONALDO AFTA HE CALL iMSEF Di BEST FOOTBALLER WEY Di WORLD DON EVA SEE

Cr7 don fall him own hand afta he call imsef di best footballer for di world.
Just some days ago,Ronaldo win FIFA world best player di ballon d'or again afta he difit him biggest rival Lionel Messi and Brazilian bobo Neymar.
Dis one no be news again but di news wey dey town right now be say Ronaldo during one joinbodi intaviu wit France magazine afta he kolet him award he say,naim be di Best playa for di world both for pipo wey dey alive or wey don die.
Some pipo agree witam why many don dey yabam say him no try for di yarns.
Akordin to England footballer Joey Barton,he say Ronaldo good but even dis generation,he no even good rish Messi.
No be only Barton,many footballers and fans for di world just dey para foram say na yanga and proudness go killam.

DEM DON GIVE AYO BALOGUN a.k.a WIZKID CHIEFTAINCY TITLE FOR UGANDA

Starboy Wizkid year neva still end wit beta beta as dem don carry chieftaincy title give di bobo for Uganda.
No be small razzmatazz don follow di bobo since he enta Uganda dis week.
Di show wey carry Wizkid go

NOLLYWOOD STAR 'MERCY AIGBE' FORMA HUSBAND 'LANRE GENTRY' DON TALK SAY MARRYING OF BAD WIFE DEY KILL PESiN QUICK PASS POVERTY

Lanre Gentry,di forma hosband to nollywood big name Mercy Aigbe don talk say,poverty na bad ting but bad wife worse pass poverty.
Akordin to Lanre,bad wife dey kill fast pass poverty.
Dis one dey clear finish.
E dey veri clear say na Mercy Aigbe dis man dey talk to afta two of dem break up as hosband and wife some months ago.

NO BE SMALL INSULT AND YABiS GOVNOR ROCHAS OKOROCHA DON RECEiVE FROM LEFT,RIGHT AND SENTA AFTA HE MAKE HIM BLOOD SISTER KOMISHONA OF HAPPINESS FOR IMO STATE

Notin we no go hear for naija espeshali funny funny stori from Imo state gofnor Rochas Okorocha.
For some time now,di man don dey behave zabuzabu as he build statu of south Africa, Ghana and Liberia presidents for Imo state.
Akordin to di tori wey enta town dem say,each of di statu cost N500 million to do and mean why, alarm dey tia pipo for di state.
No work,no industri, no food.
Now since yestaday,Rochas don resiv over one billion insults and yabis from pipo.
Even Uncle Jona padi dat year Ren Omokri yarn say,Rochas na nonsense and yeye pesin afta he make him sista Mrs Ogechi Ololo 'Komishona of Happiness' for Imo state.
Dis na di first time wey dis kain tin don appun for dis world.
Dis one weak me pass dodo.
If dis one no weak you naim be say notin fit weak you for dis world again.

COMEDIAN 'I GO DIE' DON YAB ATIKU WEY DEY TRY TO BE PRESIDENT FOR 2019 SAY HE DEY AMONG PIPO WEY GIVE NIGERIA BAD NAME SO DiAFOR,MAKE PIPO NO VOTE FORAM

Big name komedian 'I go dye' don finish Atiku Abubakar for ground say him dey among di pipo wey spoil Nigeria for ground.
I go dye yarn all dis ones on top twita say make Atiku go sidon one corner wit him plans to be president of Naija for 2019.
He also yarn say make he allow youths rule Nigeria bicos nothing remain wey he won tell us afta he be Gofnor of Adamawa and also spend 8 years as vice presido of Naija.

UTI,Di BIG BROTHER AFRICA WINNER DON TALK SAY,HIM NO GET TIME TO WASTE FOR NOLLYWOOD AGAIN BICOS Di MONEY WEY DEM DEY PAY WEN HE ACT FILM TOO DEY SMALL

Nwachukwu Uti don tell tori pipo say him no get time for nollywood film too much again bicos di money wey dem dey pay no risham to take dey do anything.
Akordin to Uti he say him no fit form die wen he be say na money he find go Lagos.
He say bifor him go show face for any film now di film must make brain.
Di bobo also yarn say na to dey MC groove and do show for teli dey givam beta money no be nollywood.

ATIKU DON TALK SAY,AMERICA BAN BUHARI FOR 15 YEARS MAKE HE NO ENTA DiA COUNTRY BICOS HE DEY SUPPORT SHARIA BUT FEMI ADESHINA,BUHARI TORi MAN SAY,NA LIE

To bikom president you must turn your friend to your enimi.
As Atiku Abubakar don dey eye President Buhari position for 2019,he don dey sing for us.
He don clear tori man Dele Momodu say,America ban Buhari make he no enta dia kontri bicos say he dey support sharia law.
Dat yarns no go down well wit Buhari and him pipo as him tori man Femi Adeshina don yarn say,na big lie Atiku dey lie.
Politishans we hail una.

79 YEAR OLD BILL OXLEY DON CONFESS FROM HIM SICK BED SAY,NAiM KILL BOB MARLEY AND NA AMERICA SENDAM GO CHOOK MARLEY WIT NAIL WEY DEM PUT CANCER POISON

Bill Oxley wey get just few weeks to live,don konfess for him sick bed for Mercy Hospital, Maine say naim give Bob Marley Converse Canvass wey dem hide nail wey dem poison.
And as Marley shook leg for di canvass,di nail just shook him leg and from dia,di cancer poison pass dia enta him bodi.
Akordin to Bill Oxley na Central Intelligence Agency CIA na dem sendam.
He say America use am kill 17 pipo and out of all of dem Bob Marley own naim pain am pass.
He say America feel say Bob Marley dey spoil market for dem wit him miuzik naim make dem take him life.
Bob Marletvlater die from cancer May 11,1981.

TODAY NA WORLD AIDS DAY,WE DEY BEG EVRiBODi MAKE WE TRY DEY KIAFU BICOS AIDS NO BE MALARIA,AIDS NA Di MOST WICKED SICKNESS FOR Di WORLD

As today na WORLD AIDS DAY, we for Ogakpatakpata dey beg all our readers and evribodi for di world make dem dey kiafu bicos dis sickness neva stil get cure.
To avoid AIDS,you need to face only ya wife,only ya hosband,only one boyfriend,only one gehfriend.
Kpatakpata if konji hold you,bad as e bad,use condom or no do at all.
Na stoborn fly dey follow dead bodi enta grave.
God bless you.
Una good morning.