THE JUMIA MOBILE WEEK MEGATHON DON COME TOWN

My pipo My pipo,i hail una.
If you be pesin wey know wetin dey for Naija and u dey follow Jumia di numba one,ogbonge online shop, wia u fit buy koret goods,you go know say,anytime dem say big ting won appun,dem no dey joke,e must appun.
I bin plan to kip dis sikrit but how i won take kip sikrit wey no lemme kip?
My pipo,i no fit kip dis one,i must yarn una.
Oya read my sikrit for bottom hia:

Dis time ehn,dem call am di biggest buybuy ever,'The JUMIA Mobile Week Megathon'.
Dis deal na about plenti betabeta phone wey dem go sell and e go take place from di 1st of june to 7th of June.
Guy,make i yarn you beta.
You go fear fear bicos na di biggest phone-selling groove wey u go eva hear of be dis.
So if yor phone don lost bifor or you won change am bicos e get fault,or your plan na to get di latest phone, or even kpakpa sef if yor plan na to add anoda phone join di ones wey u get bifor,naim be say you sabi someting.
If u get all dis plans for yor head and you kon dey look for crazy price wey go make u bow, make you sharpaly carry waka go, (www.jumia.com.ng/megathon) and join other pipo for di Jumia Mobile Week Megathon and get other informate bicos di counting of di days wey remain for dis joliment to start, don bigin.
Jumia go run dis show wit ogbonge phone compinis for Di Jumia Phone Week Megathon.

Dis deal nor be wetin pesin supose miss for him life and e go involve beta and koret phone wey di biggest compinis go push enta market.
Now wey di mata stil fresh,to be part of dis beta jolliment,make u quikquik download the Jumia App.
For dis June enh,u must get new phone,i must get new phone,my grandmama must get new phone,evribodi must get new phone.
Di Jumia Phone Week Megathon,go appun from june 1st to june 7.
Make u no say i no yarn you o?
U beta ready,
U beta do kiakia.
Una weldone.