BREAKING NEWS: MOURINHO MANCHESTER UNITED SCARF DEY SELL LIKE PURE WATER OUTSIDE OLD TRAFFORD GATE NOW

Altho sha,na Luis Van Gaal still be di coach of Manchester United but di kain ugly futbol wey dem dey play for dis past few weeks ,don see dem dey loose anyhow like novice.
A hole Man U neva win match for di last seven games.
Now sack odour don dey smell for Van Gaal nose as pipo don alreadi dey yarn say na Mourinho wey Chelsea just sack,go replace am.
Ahead of di match bitwin Manchester United and Chelsea dis nite,pipo don dey buy Man U scarfs wey carry Mourinho face for inside.
Na pesin quik quik tink dis bizness so and pipo dey buy di scarfs like pure water.
Di handwriting for di wall clear rish.
Na judgement piroid for Van Gaal be dis.