VICE PRESIDO YEMI OSINBAJO DON YARN TORi PIPO SAY,DIA IS NO WAY NAIJA NO GO BETA BICOS NAIJA PIPO NO DEY LAZY,DEM DEY VERY HARDWORKING

Vice Presido Yemi Osinbajo wey dey on a 4 day visit to America go see dia own Vice Presido Mr Mike Pence,don yarn tori pipo say,dia is no way wey tings no go beta for Naija as a kontri onto say Nigerians dey veri veri hardworking.
Dis na opposite of wetin Presido Muhammad's Buhari yarn about Naija pipo.
If you sabi rememba tings,Oga Buhari yarn say Naija youths dey lazy wen he visit London last year April.

FOR EBONYI,ONE MAN DON PUT FUEL FOR BODY BURN HIMSELF ONTO SAY HIM NO FIT DEY FEED IMSEF AGAIN

Dem don rush one man go hospital for tritment afta he turn fuel for bodi and light matches take burn imsef onto say pepper no rest and to feed imsef na big ploblem toram.
Dis one appun for corner of one classroom block for Saint Patrick's Primary School Kpirikpiri Abakaliki,Ebonyi state.
Bifor dat day dem say he don dey complain give him neighbors say life don tire ram since even to see bread and beans chop don turn World Cup.
Di way wey pipo take dey frustrate for dis kontri nawadays don dey pass be kiafu abeg make gofment dey play dia part if not,pipo go kontiniu to read different meaning to democracy o!

COMEDIAN 'ZELENSKY' DON WIN ELECTION TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF EASTERN EUROPE COUNTRY WEY HIN NAME NA 'UKRAINE'

Di jokers kominiti around di world don dey selibrate dia fellow comedian 'Zelensky' afta dem declare am as di winna of Ukraine presidential election.
Volodymyr Zelensky difit di current president Petro Poroshenko wey also kip pride for one corner and congratulate Zelensky.
Bifor di election, Comedian Zelensky na also film maker and we hope say he no go take him new position take joke.

DEM DON CANCEL THE JUNE 1st FIGHT BITWIN NAIJA BADDEST BOXER ANTHONY JOSHUA AND JARELL MILLER AFTA DEM FIND OUT SAY MILLER DON PACK DRUGS FULL HIM SYSTEM BIFOR Di FIGHT

If you be boxing fan and you dey follow up,you go don know say Naija baddest fighter Anthony Joshua fight wit American Jarell Miller suppose take place on di 1st of June 2019.
As you dey read dis tori like dis,dem don cancel di fight afta dem find out say Jarell Miller don swallow drugs wey fit givam killa punch full him bodi bifor di fight.
Anthony Joshua promoter Eddie Hearn don yarn now say,dem go find anoda challenger wey go fight di Naija killa puncha.

ONE PASTOR 'PASTOR GIWA' DON YARN SAY MAKE WE STOP TO PRAY FOR DEAD PIPO BICOS E NO MAKE SENSE, INSTEAD,MAKE WE DEY PRAY FOR PIPO WEY DEY ALIVE

Pastor Giwa of di 'Awaiting the Second Coming of Jesus Christ Gospel Church' don yarn say,if you like make you pray for pesin wey don die from now till tomorrow,e no make one single sense since di pesin no dey physical for dis world again.
He say instead,make we dey use our church mind dey PRAY for pipo wey still dey alive bicos na dem naim need di prayers.

RIVERS STATE GOVERNOR NYESOM WIKE DON DEY SING PEACE SONG GIVE 'AMEACHI' SAY MAKE DEM NO FIGHT AGAIN BUT JOIN HANDS TO MAKE RIVERS STATE GREAT AGAIN

If you dey follow naija politiks espeshali di River state wahala as e take concern Rivers state,you suppose know say,for over five years now di gofnor Nyesom Wike and him forma oga Rotimi Ameachi turn dem sef to cat and rat.
Di fight to boss ova Rivers politiks na real but afta Wike win di election for di state,him don come out dey beg Amesch say,make dem join hands to develop and make Rivers state a beta place for efribodi.
If you ask me,dis one na good move.

TORi WEY DEY REACH US BE SAY,FOR GOTV TO STILL DEY NIGERIA, DEM MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT DIA OPERATION LICENSE IF NOT,BYE BYE NA DIA NAME

One of di DSTV unit 'GOTV' wey many Nigerians dey use see front wen e come to cable television bizness,dey expiriens hard times right now as e take concern dia operation license for naija.
Dem get problem wit federal govment wey dem dey try to solve and if dem no solve am quick,you fit hear say dem no dey Nigeria again.