MINIMEE NOODLES

MINIMEE NOODLES
OBEY YOUR HUNGER

Monday, 25 April 2016

GBAAAAAZZZAAA! MEET Di BADDEST CHICK FOR INSTAGRAM WIT KILLA UKWU!


Abeg who know dis geh Popsie or Momsie?
Nooo,no,nooooo! Nor be wetin u dey tink,she nor dey owe me money.
I just won take pamishon from dem make I for tisham how to cook banga soup for some starch or semo tins just in case she marry warri boy lastlast.
For face she fine,for bodi she set.
Na dis kain malawi dem dey buy bank dash.
I fit build stadium dasham sef.
Her name na Raven,and she be one babe wey don turn intanet upside down for Instagram wit her sexy shape.
She be model and student at di same time.
Nicki Minaj! Nicki Minaj! who na nor dey let pesin hia word, Nicki chop winsh?
See shape wey fit make president forget wetin dem sendam go do for Aso Rock.
I be tink say madness nor get cure but dis babe can cure any man crase inkluding yor crase wit dis bodi.
Afterall, na 'Craze Cure' she dey read for school.
You fit call her craze kiora.
Oyibo dey call wetin she dey read for school, 'Clinical Psychiatry'.
If all di kraze wey dey Uselu siam,dia madness go heal by force.



Sunday, 24 April 2016

OYA NOW! OGA DANGOTE SAY HIM GO JOIN HANDS WIT FEDERAL GOVMENT REPAIR NAIJA


Di richest man for Africa,Alhaji Aliko Dangote,don giv hope to kontri pipo say hin go join hands wit gofment to make naija beta again.
Dangote wey also be di richest blackman for di world say make we give dem at list,two and half years to solve yor ploblem.
He say all di areas wey dey giv us headik naim dem go tackle.
Areas like refinery wey go make oil boku again and fatalaiza wey go make food dey yanfu yanfu,naim be di areas wey Dangote say demo torch lite.


TIWA SAVAGE SURPRISE HER FAN BIG TIME AS SHE ATTEND HER WEDDING AND PAFORM FOR FREE


Dis na nice one from di kelekele love singa,Tiwa Savage as she soprise one of her biggest fan wey dey do wedding.
Akordin to Tiwa on top Instagram,she say she re-arange her waka dat day to allowram fit attend di fan wedding.
All dis one wey she do so,di fan nor know say she go play enta di wedding o!
Tiwa yarn say di celibrant dey one joinbodi group wey dem call 'Tiwa Sojas' and dem carry her mata for head like ringworm.
She say dem dey show her beta love and na dis one make her use her church mind take soprise di fan.
Dis kain tin wey Tiwa do so gud welwell as I always dey want make dis our celibritis dey do wetin go make us klap for dem.
Na di way to go be dat.

Saturday, 23 April 2016

FLAVOUR NABANIA DON YARN ON TOP INSTAGRAM SAY,ANYWIA YOU SIAM MAKE YOU CALL AM 'BABY DADDY'



Dis na di piriod wen pipo dey proud and boast to be baby dadi and baby mama.
Dat is to say, pipo wey born outside marage.
For humble smith jam Osinachi,Davido dey dia dey shout..,my baby mama!my baby mama! like say dem put gun for him neck.
Many of our celibritis nowadays don turn baby daddis and baby mamas.
Now anoda shampion for dis baby daddi market,Flavour,don post some pishor on top Instagram dey call imsef 'Baby Daddy'.
Na di level wey dis market don rish be dat.

LORD AV MESSi!! SEE Di BIUTIFU BABE,'MISS IKEBE BRAZIL', WEY MESSi DEY RUN FROM


Barca fan,Suzy Cortez,di prezent Brazil miss bum bum,fit kpai for Lionel Messi mata.
Why pesin go dey kiafu for life and pipo like dis go try to konfiuzam wit dia pakage?
Dis kain babe nor go let pesin take Bible study sirios.
Barcelona futball star and Argentina captain,Lionel Messi don dey hear ram for Miss bum bum Brazil hand as di babe dey send Messi her sexy pichors anyhow on top Instagram.
Messi geh frend nor dey find dis mata funny.
If dem giam chance she go brake coke bottle for Suzy Cortez head.

Now,Messi don vex block di babe for Instagram so dat anytime di babe send pishor,di tin nor go appia for Messi side.
Bros talk true,if na you,u go see dis kain food run?

DOCTOR HEP! WINCH KAIN BIG BREAST DIS GIRL CARRY SO?


Dis na foto fotoshop abi na real breast be dis?
God abeg o,na beg we dey beg.
Make man nor see wetin he nor plan for.
Tori wey dey rish us be say,dis geh take merisin wey go make her breast big but di merisin kon ova do hin work.
We go bring una more tori wen we find out wetin appun to her.

Friday, 22 April 2016

WETIN BE DIS! DIS RIHANNA BABE AND DIS HER MOSKITO NET GOWN GO SHOCK YOU


To bikom supastar don turn curse o.
Rihanna wey her latest jam 'work' don turn di world upside down,don wear anoda one again.
She wear dis moskito net dress wen she dey shoot di vidio for her new song 'needed me' and her bobbi dey show.
Food don don for pipo wey dey mad for her mata as dia head go enta more knocking mode.
Pipo like Chris Brown and Drake nor be me.
But....di babe fine sha.

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...