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Friday 27 June 2014

RONALDO ODESHI DON YEYE GHANA BABALAWO POWER

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How far?How kpomo market mista Babalawo?
No surprise if dem burn di shrine of di Ghana babalawo,Kwaku Bonsam,wey say Ronaldo no go play dis world cup bicos him don alreadi use spirichua power condem Ronaldo leg or even tho CR7 go di world cup,di jazz no go allow ram play against Ghana.
No surprise if binu boys brake all im kalabash for im shrine and burn all di red pieces of cloth wey e tie for im shrine.
We even hia say Ghana fans drink all di bear for dia kontri finish just to celebrate di jazzman stori.wetin u expet for fans wey don drink bear full face?
No surprise if dem dragam go market square,put tire for im neck,turn fuel for im bodi and lite matchis for im bodi make e burn to ashes.
Why,bicosss...,of di fake hope wey im giv Ghana fans say Ronaldo no go play di world cup.
Mista Jazzman even say im kill 4 bingos take praypia di otumorkpor wey go destroy Ronaldo leg.
E get one time wey evribodi fil say di juju dey rili work for Ronaldo bodi bicos di bobo injor tire for portuga training camp but upon all di injuri,Ronaldo play all di match wey portuga play for dis world cup even tho dem comot for di tornament.
Nor be onli dat one o,di onli goal wey im skor for di world cup na against Ghana.
Dis one kon make our tori pipo enta town go intaviu pipo on wetin dem want make dem do mista Babalawo?
Dis na wetin diferent pipo tok for diferent area:,
We ask Okon Nsikak for Calabar and he say make dem fly Kwaku Bonsam come Calabar make dem use im bodi parts for pepe soup and edikan ikong soup,
Salisu Abubakar for Maiduguri say kai!shege barawo!bringam kom make we sendam go bringam firewood for Sambisa Forest,
Abaga Mike(M.i. for short) say bringam come plateau make dem addam join fish and putam for cold room make cold kilam for Jos,
Eze Okpara for Onitsha say make dem flyam come make dem use am praypia koret Nkwobi and beta Oha soup,
We phone Akpos for Warri and e say make dem barb im dada fest,brake all im teeth and make dem tie di jazzman brain join tree.
But if u ask me,i go say

make dem forgivam.e go repent one day.

1 comment:

  1. All this kind people dey really cos kpalava for dis world o.

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