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Monday 22 December 2014

DI WORLD BIGGEST CROCODILE DON SHOW FACE FOR PANAMA


Like say di popular late crocodile hunter from Australia, Mr Steve Irwin, still dey alive, trust am, he for don catch di nearest flight go Panama go play wit dis giant crocodile wey pipo don alreadi dey call di biggest crocodile ever.
Bifor dis one show face for dis kontri wey dem dey call Panama, di biggelest crocodile for di world dey measure 18 feet long and e dey weigh 2,200 pounds.
Na chicken,fish and pork meat di owner take dey feedam.
Dem even name am Cassius and na 111 years we hear say di crocodile live.
Wit dis new crocodile wey dem catch for Panama canal so, e be like say Cassius tenure as di largest crocodile don expire.
As I dey write dis tori, dem say di pipo wey catcham for di canal don rush go buy tape for market to measure ram.
I go bring una di figures of di measurement wen dem measure ram finish.
Di owner, George Craig dey feed Cassius wit pork meat.

1 comment:

  1. ...did you go to school? That was so difficult to read.

    Also the largest Crocodile to be caught was in the philipines, named Lolong.

    aside from the fact that the first picture is clearly fakes...unless every dude in there has had their legs shortened.

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