ALL HAIL DI KINGS AS EKITI STATE DON WIN DI AWARD FOR DI HIGHEST NOMBA OF PIPO WEY DEY SHIT FOR PUBLIC FOR NIGERIA

Evribodi get wia dem for be speshalist.
Why Usain Bolt na speshalist for 100mita race,Olamide na speshalist for street miuzik.
Why Wole Soyinka na speshalist for bookuru mata,David Beckham na frikick speshalist.
Why matimatikal Segun Odegbami na futbol matimatishian,Olajumoke Orisaguna na speshalist for bread selling until Baba God pick up her call.
Until yestaday,I nor know say pipo wey dey throw shotput,dat is and pipo wey dey shit for outside pass,get speshalist.
Out of di 36 states for naija,Ekiti state don carry di first position for shitting tins.
Akordin to di study wey dem carry out,1.8million pipo out of 2.7million Ekiti population,stil dey throw shot put or bend yansh shit for public.

Ekiti state Gofnor,Ayo Fayose

Ogakpatakpata for di Kominiti-Led Total Sanitation and staff for Rural Water Sanitation for Ekiti state,Mrs Lanre Ayeni yarn say,e dey pain nam say ova 1.8billion pipo for di world stil dey use dose kain water wey dem don shit put bicos dis water dey giv dem diziz.
She say anybodi wey drink water wey dem shit put go get ten million virus,one million bacteria and one hundred tausand parasite eggs for een bodi.
Baba God save yor shidren.